I went shopping with my teenage daughters and ended up in the clearance section. My favorite!
I love looking through clearance items. You find some great stuff for cheap sometimes, and you find some things that are obviously marked down for a good reason.
To amuse myself and embarrass my daughters, I pretended to try on a leather bustier, a pair of ugly striped palazzo pants, a dress with an odd useless flap hanging from the back of it, a neon tube top, and a Justin Beiber shirt.
That last one of course required some in-store singing.
But my favorite item was probably this “unhoodie.”
It was just a hood and a zipper. Weird.
I’ll bet you wish you could shop with me, huh?
Well, I have an opening; my daughters aren’t going with me again anytime soon…