Month: October 2016
My son made an instructional pamphlet
Little Boy, who is eight years old, wrote and illustrated the following little brochure, apparently trying to be helpful:
(He must have been pleased with his work, because he posted it on the wall in the living room.)
His father and I are so proud.
Can I get some recognition here?
Are my eyebrows “on point?”
I got my eyebrows waxed last weekend.
This is the best I can do for “breaking news” here. It’s sad; I know.
Anyways, my family was less than impressed by the change.
The twins wanted to know what was wrong with my face.
The teenagers said it was okay, they guessed.
My husband said flatly, “I don’t like it.”
I said, “You mean, ‘I don’t like it,’ as in ‘I don’t care for it; you looked better before’? Or ‘I don’t like it,’ as in, ‘I can’t bear to look at your hideous face’?”
He looked at me a long time. Finally he said, “I don’t care for it. You looked better before.”
Okay. I can live with that.
So…. What do you think?
At almost midnight on my husband’s birthday…..
