Please don’t post THAT

This young girl from church posted a pic of her … um… derri√®re on Instagram and Facebook.

(I’m talking about a girl who is over 18 here, by the way. I’m not calling her mother. I know that was your first thought. )

I was surprised to see said posterior on social media for all to see, of course. I mentioned it to my own daughter GG, age 15.

She was unfazed. “All the girls post their butts on Instagram, mom,” she said. “It’s like, a thing.”

I was shocked. “You’d better not do that,” I said sternly, realizing of course that what moms say often makes no difference to teenage girls. Still, I had to make the attempt.

She rolled her eyes. “Relax. I won’t. I don’t even have one.”

“What?” I said. “You don’t have a butt? This is your assurance to me?”

“No, mom,” she said patiently. “I don’t have an Instagram. So my butt is safe.”

NO BUTTS

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  1. been catching up on your posts! They are hilarious, especially the meow kitty! You are so very talented. Also, since I’d read all the books by my favorite authors, I’ve started reading some of the ones you’ve read, and they are great. Keep up the good work!

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