We are in the process of moving from Hawaii to Alaska. (I know– it seems like a cruel contrast! Take it up with the Army.)
The adventure has begun with the shipping of the car. The car is old and has a few scratches and dings, as indicated on this form given to us by the shipping company:
Really. This is the actual form.
It might have been faster if they’d done it this way:
Gee. I wonder if we can claim any damages?