I was reading my Bible this morning and my eight year old son came in and looked at me.
“How long have you been reading that book?” he asked. “Aren’t you done with it yet?”
I said, “Oh, this is the Bible,” thinking that I should probably be doing a little more talking to my kids about God if they’re calling it “that book.”
I added, “I guess I won’t ever get done with it. I have to read a little bit every day.”
He rolled his eyes. “Shouldn’t you know the whole thing by now?” he said, and left.
Well, I guess I should.