Little Girl, my five-year-old, was eating a soft taco from Taco Bell in front of the TV.
(No one can say I don’t feed my kids the best around here!)
While I wasn’t looking, she started picking off the shredded lettuce and tossing it, piece by piece, on the living room floor.
It’s like she read a book called “How To Drive Your Mommy Insane in One Easy Step.”
I took one look at the pile of lettuce detritus and my head exploded.
Well, not literally.
But the reaction was severe enough that Little Girl actually cleaned up the mess without complaint.
Now I’ve got to find and confiscate that book….