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I’ve started amusing myself by responding to my fake commentators.

Only the ones in English, of course. As for the twenty or thirty comments a day I am receiving written in Japanese and Italian– I’m just marking those as “spam” and trashing them.

So here’s a few sample comments and replies:

Them: Just break up? Can you get your girl back? Find out how!

Me: Wow, thanks for the offer, but I’m good. I’ve got enough girls.

Them: Thank you a lot for sharing this with all of us you really realize what you are talking approximately! Bookmarked. Kindly also discuss with my web site =). We could have a hyperlink exchange contract between us

Me: I would love to talk approximately with you in a hyperlink exchange contract; however, I fear you are not an actual person. Alas.

Them: Two corporations that owned the Post cereal brand have agreed to pay $635,000 in fines to settle allegations that they failed to prevent air pollution from a Modesto plant where Grape-Nuts, Banana Nut Crunch and other products were made. –when are the new york giants playing[/url]

Me: Your comment is very interesting. Not only does it have nothing to do with MY post, it doesn’t even relate to when the New York Giants are playing. Also I always thought Grape Nuts and Banana Nut Crunch were icky cereals, but who knew they were also bad for the environment? Wow.

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