Remember when I posted a braggy little piece about my lovely new living room rug?
This is what I would like for you to think that my house looks like.
Unfortunately, it only looked like that for the three seconds it took for me to snap that photo. Then…
THE KIDS CAME HOME.
First this happened. (They call it “playing.”)
And then someone broke the refrigerator. (And left it. Just like this.)
And then someone else got ahold of some scissors and attacked my couch. (WHY??!!)
This is why I can’t have nice things…