Here’s some toys my daughter won’t be getting this Christmas:
#1. Press-on nails for little girls
Mostly because at first glance it looks like it says “Call Girl Fingers.”
#2. A babydoll that says, “Oops! I made a stinky!”
Yes. This really exists. I laughed out loud in the toy aisle of WalMart.
#3. Any more Barbie dolls.
Okay, maybe one.
Okay, you caught me. Between my daughters we have enough Barbies to fill a Bieber concert, and they are getting several more this Christmas.
I‘m a sucker for pink glitter.
So sue me.