Stuff I didn’t buy for Christmas

Here’s some toys my daughter won’t be getting this Christmas:

#1. Press-on nails for little girls

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Mostly because at first glance it looks like it says “Call Girl Fingers.”

#2. A babydoll that says, “Oops! I made a stinky!”

Yes. This really exists. I laughed out loud in the toy aisle of WalMart.

#3. Any more Barbie dolls.

Okay, maybe one.

Or two.

Okay, you caught me. Between my daughters we have enough Barbies to fill a Bieber concert, and they are getting several more this Christmas.

“Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse”

I‘m a sucker for pink glitter.

So sue me.

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