I hurt my arm.
At the mall.
Shopping at Victoria’s Secret.
I know. Talk about first world problems!
But the line was really long! And I was holding slippery lingerie! And my arm was in the same position for like thirty minutes!
Yeah, I know. Completely lame. What’s next? Carpal tunnel from swiping my credit card?
But my arm was sore for over an hour after I left that store…