I am NOT a homeschool mom

Let me say that again: I am not a homeschool mom.

BUT…. They cancelled my kids’ school. They cancelled EVERYONE’S kids’ school, in fact.

So now, I guess, we are ALL going to be homeschool moms.

I’ve been hoping that this whole thing is an elaborate April Fool’s joke, but I guess not.

It’s April second, and the kids are still at home.

So I’ve been trying to learn about Google Classroom and whatnot; I’ve been trying to keep up with making sure the kids do their assignments online and keep up with their work.

And so far, it seems I’ve done a pretty terrible job.

The twins are in sixth grade, by the way, so I thought I could handle helping them with school work. But there are TWO of them….

So, I was trying to concentrate on Little Boy’s schoolwork because Little Girl said she had hers under control.

And it turned out that by “under control,” she meant “completely ignoring all assignments.”

Seriously.

She. Hasn’t. Done. DIDDLY!!

And Little Boy , whom I have ACTUALLY BEEN WATCHING, seems to be missing half of his assignments too.

I’m afraid to even check on (17-year-old) Boo. She’s in high school. There is NO WAY I can help with any of that.

I can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong!

I must be the worst homeschool mom ever.

Oh, wait. I forgot. I’M NOT A HOMESCHOOL MOM!!!!!

P.S. I wrote a little about homeschool vs. non-homeschool a long time ago. If you’re interested in that opinion piece, click here.