So I got this in the mail. It is addressed to me personally.
It is a beautiful glossy 50 page catalog dedicated exclusively to the Chevrolet Corvette.
I don’t know who is in charge of choosing the marketing demographic for people they send this mailing to, but they need to be fired immediately.
Anyone who thinks that I can afford a vehicle of this kind or who thinks that I’m even interested in looking at 50 pages of pictures of a vehicle of this kind is wrong.
Check your marketing research, Chevrolet. You just wasted your money.